Let’s be honest: no one ever left a wedding wishing the ceremony had been more generic or filled with clichés.

I’m Mark, a Scottish-born, Naarm/Melbourne-based authorised celebrant who believes your wedding should be the absolute pinnacle of your relationship, not a boring hurdle you have to clear before the bar opens. I bring genuine Scottish humour and natural charm to every wedding I host.

If you want a more traditional wedding with a celebrant who is full of the banter, I got you covered.

But, here’s my not-so-secret identity: I am a massive, lifelong nerd. Look closely, and you’ll spot my Spider-Man tattoos; my shelves are packed with comic books and trading cards. Whether your relationship is built on rolling for initiative in D&D, competing in Magic: the Gathering tournaments, or you just f**king love dinosaurs, I am uniquely equipped to weave those passions into your day. I speak your language, and I know how to thread your favourite subcultures into a beautiful, engaging ceremony without it feeling like a gimmick.

My approach is high-energy and completely authentic. I skip the stuffy traditions that don’t fit your personality and focus entirely on what makes you a legendary team.

Let's step up to the mic and do this your way.

Mark xoxo